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BEANS TESTING 

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.
"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
BEANS TESTING by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

Beans said Homer. 

“Beans” said Homer. comes from the children’s book Who’s the Pest A Homer Story. Homer is the main character in the book and would always respond to situations with his catchphrase “Beans”. But when you use the slang reference in conversation it’s said altogether “beans said Homer”. It exclaims disappointment or frustration.
Person A: Your car insurance is probably gonna go be a of your car accident.

Person B: Beans said Homer.

Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.
Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.
Beans on toast by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022

beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!
oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!
beans on toast by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Beans and Cornbread 

When a woman lays down,with her legs spread and ready to be ate out. A man then comes, and spews liquid corn-infested diarhea all over her vagina. The man then is forced into handcuffs, and to escape them has to eat out the bacteria,and diarhea infested vagina.
"A woman and a man were hungry,so they decided to make some Beans and Cornbread"
Beans and Cornbread by Bob3736 November 6, 2012

.beans.com

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.beans.com by anonymous July 23, 2021