Batman Route

When your driving with your friends and you have a secret hidden way to get there faster thats what its called.

Jessica and I were driving to the mall when I made an abrupt left, she then turned and asked, "where are you going the malls straight then a left." When i replied with, " well its a batman route."

by therealiestinthegroup October 22, 2013

Batman

1. (Military) an officer's personal servant in any of the armed forces

2. A Superhero publish by DC Comics and created by Bob Kane.

1. I was assigned to be a batman with Kaiser Bill.

2. Look at Batman fighting crime!

by Homebrew149 October 30, 2016

batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob

I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around

by licecomb 5150 March 4, 2017

batman

a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance

batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

Batman

A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers

“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

Batman

A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.

Batman

by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022

Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022