battery autonomous future

The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.

"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"

"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"

by theryrover360 April 3, 2024

Battery acid

A term often used to denote a drink that so citric that it feels as if it’s dissolving or burning your mouth, theoretically akin to if you just drank battery acid.

“*Plegh*! What is?”
“New soda flavor.”
“This is battery acid.”
“Well, they can’t all be winners.”

by SuperCrafter015 October 27, 2024

Battery-fuck

A battery-fuck is when the battery on a device dies on you.

A battery-fuck happened on my Chromebook when I tried doing my classwork.

by ChickenChocker69 November 1, 2024

battery acid

A delicious beverage

Hey tom, have you tried the battery acid yet?

by candle wax consumer February 3, 2025

Battery Low

the message im being hit with so see ya later bro

Battery Low, can't talk.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Battering Ram

When a woman straps on a massive dildo and uses it on her mates backside, implying that the gates are gonna go down during intercourse.

“Here comes the battering ram!”

by Anonymous kink March 23, 2025

battery muncher

he who munches on battery's

a term that can be incorporated into any friend group with ease.

Andrew: you see the guy who ruined our shot?
Nicolas: yeah, he's a real battery muncher.

by andrewoid April 23, 2025