Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

Melanie Bath

A late-night bubble bath consisting of gay drunk people and Melanie Martinez music.

Person A: “Yo do y’all wanna have a Melanie Bath later?”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”

by Linklonk November 30, 2021

Sink bath

When, as an adult, you fill up the sink with warm water, and then put your butt in it.

The shower wasn't working so I took a sink bath.

by Sfalexi February 14, 2022

bro bath

When two male nurses give a male patient a bath.

Hey John, let's go give my patient a bro bath.

by kstyles March 12, 2018

Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015

Hayley Bath

The art of getting wanked off whilst having a bath, often in Tadcaster

"Ere luv, get taps on, I need a Hayley Bath"

by Legitimate Troublemaker June 14, 2017