Barfington

Barfington, or Barf, is a raccoon (age 2 months) whose parents are Sam and Molly. Barf is a raccoon from a candy store on the way to Tulsa. Sam bought Barf for $13.99, and from then on Barf was with Sam wherever he went. Barf is abused by Sam in front of Molly. Sam and Molly are now divorced.

"Barfington is soooo hot"
"yes"

by SamBroeming December 1, 2022

Mr.BarfBarf

Someone who is very ugly but is also very handsome

Person #1: WOW! hes ugly
Person#2: NO! hes hot
Person#3 Must be Mr.BarfBarf

by Layne123 August 20, 2017

peanut butter barfey baby

A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.

“Oh karly you’re my peanut butter barfey baby”
“You’re such a peanut butter barfey baby”

by peanutbarfeybaby69 September 29, 2019

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

barfly

an annoying slutty hick/redneck bitch that lives in bars, the barfly is usually 35-40 years old and looks like a complete shitsack, usually because of her ugly spagetti hair and smeared make up.

goddamnit! courtney love is such a fucking barfly!

by SoapSoup July 30, 2007

barfoon

The neighborhood loudmouth who appears daily at the local watering hole.

It doesn't take long for this barfoon to make everyone wish he'd just shut up.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Barfoot

A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.

"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"

"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."

by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006