balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

Balkan Affair

The stitching between flaps of rubber on a jumpy or inflatable rubber object

As I fell of the jumpy, I sliced open my nuts on the Balkan Affair. fuck

by malmö January 26, 2010

ballanine chain

when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.

-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

- no way

-ya, i was so hammered

by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010

balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos

OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!

by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011

balanuj

A Balanuj is fun, manipulative and shrewed. He can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. He likes to splurge money on random things, will have snickers for lunch so that he can splurge on scotch. He is a person who will tell you whats on his mind, but you still dont have the heart to trust him completely. He knows he should avoid unhealthy food, but is too selfish to think otherwise. A balanuj loves pork, any form of it. A balanuj is a bookworm. A balanuj loves wordly talks and walks.

A Balanuj is the epitome of quirkyness.

by impy0507 November 27, 2011

Balane

Is usually person with a microscopic dick who usually works as a stripper for Homosexual men,they usually wear glasses and they like to watch old western films at retirement homes.

I think that guy's acting like a Balane

by pseudonym8011 July 6, 2011

BallAng

A term used to describe someone who balls out, pop bottles, and fuck bitches like Mr. Ang does.

Friend 1: Hey man, it's a BallAng night tonight.
Friend 2: Dude, fuck yes, imma fuck bitches left and right.

by trollang July 13, 2014