An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"
Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
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Barry: why thank you for asking Richard, we had a nice time. We put my coin purse and her balogna wallet together and had a pleasant time.
Barry: why thank you for asking Richard, we had a nice time. We put my coin purse and her balogna wallet together and had a pleasant time.
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OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??
Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.
Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.
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Get the Balkhurua mug.When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
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