The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
Get the Balloon Bashingmug. When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
by Jitamus October 10, 2021
Get the Poopy balloonmug. The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it
by G. O April 21, 2016
Get the A spaghetti balloonmug. What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.
Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon
Hooker2: NO WAY!
Hooker2: NO WAY!
by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019
Get the Deformed Balloonmug. When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.
Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.
by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020
Get the Penis Balloonmug. When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
Why not?
I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
by party on April 3, 2015
Get the Water Balloonedmug. 1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"
2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018
Get the Balloon Swallowermug.