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Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin 

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
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Bacon Burning 

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.
We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.
Bacon Burning by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Bacon Fist 

a two man band known for they're unique style of music. Which consists of blends of Hip-Hop and Techno.
Tom: Yo man, you check out that Bacon Fist mixtape i gave you?

Tom's Friend: Yeah bro! Some crazy stuff on there, i loved it!
Bacon Fist by NY4Life November 11, 2013

Bacon Pancakes 

The literal best food in the entire multiverse.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna make some bacon pancakes?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah.
Bacon Pancakes by b a c o n 🥓 November 28, 2020

bacon wand

Another term for a bandwagon, or a trend that many people follow. Term created on the LGBTQ+ Studio on the kids’ coding website called Scratch.
Person 1: Come jump on the newest bacon wand and tell your DND alignment!

Person 2: I’m chaotic neutral!

Person 3: I’m lawful good!
bacon wand by d e l t a February 7, 2021

Bacon Sexual

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual
Bacon Sexual by Swag bacon November 6, 2014

Bacon Ass Ho 

A slutty girl from Tampa whose ass is so wide, it's like a side of pork.
"Dude, I can't believe you got with that fat chick. She's a bacon ass ho!"
Bacon Ass Ho by Kristaline September 25, 2009