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Bachelorism

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.
My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.
by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006
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Bachi

Something or someone that's really cool and RAD
(Originated in oakville, ontario)
Boy1: Yo man, that shirt is hella bachi
Boy2: thanks dawg, I got it from black market in t dot
Boy1: sweet
by Ally mccfarlane May 20, 2014
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bachelor blaster

A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.
Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.
by KittyBamBam June 9, 2009
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sebastain bach

Sebastain Bach was the lead singer of the hair metal band called Skid Row in the 1980s. He since has went on to act and perform in other bands. He has many female fans that think he is perfection.
Oh my gosh Sebastain Bach has a sexy voice AND is so hot!
by Miss Marie K May 31, 2007
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Bachelor of Farts

A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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bachmannoid

Supporters of the daranged congresswoman from Minnesota's sixth district.
It is amazing that there are enough bachmannoids in Minnesota's sixth district to re-elect an obviously dangerous rightwing nutjob.
by bullet88 August 25, 2009
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'Bach

MAYBACH is a German luxury car manufacturer. It was founded in 1909 by Wilhelm Maybach with his son Karl Maybach as director.
Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach
-JAY Z
by jiggaman2 February 12, 2010
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