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booty burrito

The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).
Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"

Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"
by Trocargal74 May 27, 2016
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burrito mouth

When you burn your mouth from eating a freshly picked burrito from the burrito garden.
The burritos finally ripened and I couldn't resist biting one right when I picked it and now I have burrito mouth!
by burrito queen October 22, 2013
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titos burritos

a skateboarding mexican shop which has not enough seats, to many employes, and at least 3 of your friends at any given time. Also very hot wings and unique juice. 3 locations. Ridgewood-best of the 3.
a shop that you go to too way too much. titos burritos is delisious.
by titos customer March 4, 2011
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Sexy burrito

The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone
“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”
by Tivuq February 20, 2018
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Dirty Burrito

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone
""Hey jerry Im thinking of having a burrito tonight so I'm giving my special girl a dirty burrito""
by Big Daddy1919 June 15, 2016
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Brown burrito

Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?

No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.
by GingerBeardDude January 5, 2017
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french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear
James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.
by HappyFresno February 14, 2018
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