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burrito sandwich 

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later
Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?

burrito sandwich 

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time
Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

burrito terd 

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.
burrito terd by mike charter January 6, 2022

Burrito Dough 

Explaining a dish and forgetting the name of a torilla shell. Frequently used randomly to remind a person that there was actually a day that they forgot the word tortilla.
The cook made Mexican lasagna and instead of noodles, she used burrito dough layered with taco meat.
Burrito Dough by Pseudo89 January 20, 2022

Burrito bison

most bestest gam everr
person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic
Burrito bison by Goydrascre January 31, 2022

Burrito.mp 

Burritossz wats burritos😳🤫
Burrito.mp on tiktok is a W editor/creator who gives me alot of motivation to rotate nardo