Horny Burrito

A horny mexican chef

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

by Topless Clown Spanker June 22, 2009

Burrito

The act of taking your blankets and rolling yourself up in them nice and tight. To perform the act, you "burrito" or you are "burrito-ing"

I am a burrito right now.

by sparklyunikorn March 8, 2014

Plaxico Burress Syndrome

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.

Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.

by boggler December 17, 2008

Brownie Burrito

The act of laying down a layer of toilet paper on top of the water inside a toilet, and then unloading a steamer so as to keep the poop dry. When finished, roll up the toilet paper in the shape of a burrito and enjoy! Your Brownie Burrito is complete!

The Brownie Burrito Jimmy created weighed 5 pounds. It was then sold to a local Taco Bell.

by The Maxibator April 28, 2010

skeet burrito

When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.

When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.

John's got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.

by Youtube: Smile4CommunityCam January 6, 2011

New York Burrito

The sexual act of pooping in a woman's vagina.

Because Eric didn't like the idea of shitting in a woman's vagina, the thought of a New York Burrito appalled him.

by Jo Fo May 12, 2006

Burrito Grande

The best fucking place to get burritos in Chicago.

burrito grande is the shit

by johnjacobjinglehymerschmidt August 3, 2008