Ah! My uncouth wrestling opponent just grabbed me by the ballsack and twisted my nads! He gave me the Welsh Bollock Lock! And now I'm announcing what happened at length, like characters in 1960s superhero comic books!
by Welsh Tiger April 23, 2009
A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.
As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".
by Clarkyboy March 08, 2005
Army slang - When somthing go's wrong, someone messes up. Comparing a mistake to losing a vital part of the male anatomy.
by Red October October 01, 2004
Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam
by LoadBuster98 May 05, 2021
though to come from the 1950s where construction toys would be sold in two sizes box standard and box deluxe. giving us bog standard (generic, kind of pants, no extras) and the dog's bollocks (the bee's knees, the best, the greatest ever)
by juliett1988 May 20, 2010
The vagina
Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.
by Dunky Oggins December 05, 2003
by The Akk September 18, 2006