by Piecenik May 22, 2016
Get the Skrollo Blizzardmug. by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023
Get the Blizzard Spicmug. by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
Get the Text blizzardmug. When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.
M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?
B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
by Hardagain January 5, 2011
Get the blizzard bottleneckmug. (n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
Get the Michigan Blizzardmug. Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
by BeatCat February 20, 2025
Get the Blizzard Heartsmug. by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016
Get the Hairy blizzardmug.