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Bar beard

The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.
"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"

"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."

"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009
mugGet the Bar beardmug.

Jesus Bar

The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.
The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"
by Byron john March 26, 2009
mugGet the Jesus Barmug.

Bar Gravy

The horrible chemical reaction that results when a heavy night of drinking meets all the crappy food you have ingested in the previous 12 hours.

See also. Old Milwaukee Beer and MD 20/20.
When I got up this morning, I painted the toilet bowl with about 4 quarts of Bar Gravy.
by BionicGranny December 5, 2012
mugGet the Bar Gravymug.

bar mud

The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.
Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops
by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008
mugGet the bar mudmug.

Breakfast Bar

The act of lifting your leg and passing gas on an un-expecting person. The buttocks must be facing the victim thus presenting the gas hot and ready.
At the One Direction concert, Eben got up from his seat and served Bram a Breakfast Bar.
by Too hot to Handel December 18, 2014
mugGet the Breakfast Barmug.

I Bar

A term used in agreement to a statement said before. Usually said enthusiastically.

Origin DMV
man 1: foo that n**** ugly esh*t
man 2: I bar
by not tha 5 4 3 or 2 January 28, 2022
mugGet the I Barmug.

Geek bar

A highlighter looking ass thing that people flex on their snapchat stories to seem cool
Sharon : hey did you see Libby’s snapchat story?
Rachel : yes it’s her flexing that damn geek bar again
by mynamesnotcharlie December 12, 2021
mugGet the Geek barmug.

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