Shatter Batter

A commercial product that converts cannabis and CBD concentrates into a vapable liquid. It has since become a term for the same concentrates that are used with this product.
by Stoney Santa January 17, 2020
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Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 08, 2019
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batter bowl

A sex move made based off a joke from Andrew Dice Clay in which the man keeps a bowl off to the side while fuckin a chick from behind, when he busts a nut he has to cum into the bowl, yell "WHATS IN THE BOWL BITCH", and slap the bowl down on the chicks head right when he yells "BITCH"
"Aye a friend of mine told me to give my girl the batter bowl."
"The fuck is that?"
"Idk, i asked him what it was but he just kept quoting Andrew Dice Clay"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy May 02, 2022
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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
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dog batter

The nut that flows from a dog penis
He’s impregnating my ass pussy with his dog batter ah ah ah!
by Ospaulito November 11, 2018
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Batter sisters

Oh wow honee, I didn’t know you knew him! But I guess that makes us batter sisters!
by bakingloads_247 March 10, 2023
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Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.
"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."
by Magic8Ball April 16, 2014
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