Honey Badger Don't Care 

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.

As a text response: H.B.D.C.

Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?

Me: Wingstop!

Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.

Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.

Honey Badger Don't Care by Louis Raritan October 9, 2011

honey badgertards 

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.

Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."

honey badgertards by cmoney55 December 4, 2011

Bad Badger 

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".

Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.

Bad Badger by AWDracer June 22, 2009

BUTT BADGER 

A person who repeatedly digs in his or her ass crack with the ferocity of a badger.

Damn he must not have wiped, Look at that butt badger go!

BUTT BADGER by IonicDistortion August 14, 2009

honey badger 

noun person or animal that doesn't give a fuck

the honey badger's crazy. hes swatting the snake. You are like a honey badger you dont give a fuck.

honey badger by honey badgerette February 27, 2013

flipping the badger 

To penetrate a woman back door and then procede to turn her around and punch her is the face.

I tried flipping the badger last night.

flipping the badger by g unit October 15, 2004

cyber badger 

when a individual continuously contacts you over e-mail, instant message, Facebook, etc. because they think that you will either not get it or not understand the first time

Karen is such a cyber badger, she emailed me to ask if her order went through then two minutes later she asked the same question on my Facebook wall as well as in a message. I did not even have a chance to respond!

cyber badger by sassy sparkle princess November 15, 2010