azariah

him <3
finest nigga on earth <3
mine. mine. mine.

person 1: aye lea aint that ur bf azariah? he fine!
me (lea) : hop off my man. he mine.

by notshaleaa February 11, 2022

Azaria

Really pretty , thick , and has pretty eyes. Shes nice and will get on someone if they have a problem with one of her friends. Clumsy , and has alot of energy . She also has alot of friends but not known in school that much . Sticks up for her friends, and likes to share.

Felix: Azaria is the most bestest girl!
Keith: whos azaria?
Felix: Shes my friend, she always sticks up for me!

by crazyyyykoolkid April 14, 2022

Azarias Robel Assaye

A man who pulls no hoes and gets no bitches in life. The number 1 opp in everyone’s cereal. And he still pulls no bitches

That guy over there gets no hoes he such a bozo. You can he he’s Azarias Robel Assayeing it. Pause

by Ndhdgdyejwnavsyd May 10, 2022

Text alarm

When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.

I was so tired, but still wanted to talk to Chelsea. So I took a power nap and set my text alarm,

by pomboricus May 27, 2011

oral alarm clock

Person who wakes another person up with fellatio, cunnilingus, or anilingus.

If I have been good all week, every Friday morning, my girlfriend becomes my oral alarm clock.

by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2017

Meat Alarm

The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.

Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!

by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017

cuddle alarm

An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.

We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.

by Harmonizzle July 5, 2017