Aspergers

Aspergers is when you can make great jokes and lose your shit without understanding why people are upset with you. It's great for being a memelord but pretty fucking lame for like, not feeling completely self isolated and alone all of the time due to your crushing lack of people skills, comprehension or even the friends to help you...also you get mad pussy 😎

Weird Kid: *reaches for bag*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*

by ecstasiesofnonsense June 25, 2020

asperpendapolis

When somone sticks a cold object on their tongue and it gets stuck, resulting in an injury.

Person one: holy shit dude I can barely swallow, my tongue hurts so bad!

Person two: haha you got asperpendapolised! Bloody fool!

by Gotcha foo August 8, 2020

Aperipoo

The first, pre-breakfast and coffee, dump of the day... dropping only one of the kids of at the pool...

Probably middle class English origin. A shit in a Gîte perhaps?

I’ve just need an aperipoo before you serve the coffee, darling...

by Stoatsbrother September 14, 2020

APERSONA

Existence itself moving to the next stage in the transcendental order.

The act of APERSONA was finally committed.

by Fxllvn October 6, 2020

Alperaltiakpera

Pronounce: A-l- a -pear -e - al ( Alperaltiakpera )
Definition: A person who is usually a person who is the quiet one in class; but in online classes have a very clear camera, LED, room with gaming equipment, and a youtuber mic. Is usually a kid who is a youtuber who is quiet because they know they would be bullied for being a youtuber. Also known as a; " Nerd ". And is also named as a Helparia ( Hell - a -pear - e -a ).

The Kid who is a nerd and never talks, also with no friends. With Gaming equipment with over 5 Million subs on YouTube and 500 Thousand Followers on Twitch. Being bullied in a school. Alperaltiakpera

by DefinitionHelper October 27, 2020

Asperject

Asper means rough and Ject means throw as Greek root words. Asperject refers to an absolutely terrible throw by an athlete or someone competing in athletics. Examples being a baseball player or football quarterback.

What an asperject from that quarterback.

by Daryl Sibley November 12, 2020

Aperentasis

Someone's friend that they can rely on blindly

Well see my friend here Sherlock is my aperentasis

by Overlord12_ December 12, 2020