Skip to main content

awkward sauce

a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.
dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her
by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009
mugGet the awkward sauce mug.

Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby
"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"
by jelydas March 30, 2010
mugGet the Awkward Monster mug.

awkward switch swap

the act of walking towards somebody and trying to switch sides of the hallway or street, when they switch to the same side as you, and you try to switch back and they switch to the same side as you.
person 1: that chick totally awkward switch swapped me.

person 2: what a cunt!
by the :#r May 12, 2010
mugGet the awkward switch swap mug.

awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing
Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?
by puma1294 June 1, 2010
mugGet the awkward pill mug.

Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).
Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010
mugGet the Awkwardacity mug.

awkwardawesome

someone that is awkward yet awesome. they are great with friends yet aren't very good with other people and love having fun and can be geeky with certain people
He could be the best person with friends, yet when he meets new people, he's more awkward than a house in your pants. With certain friends, all he does is talk about Star Wars and video games. He was the most awkwardawesome person ever.
by awkwardawesome December 21, 2010
mugGet the awkwardawesome mug.

awkwalk

noun. The situation occurring on a narrow footpath where the person ahead of you is walking at a marginally slower pace. Thus when overtaking, there exists an extended and awkward transition period of 5-10 seconds ('awksition' if you will) where you and the overtakee are walking directly alongside one another.

The effect is compounded when the path is deserted but for you and the overtakee, as there is no extraneous noise/action to divert attention from your awkwalk.

For maximum awkwardness, stumbling and falling over while attempting to overtake is recommended.
Friend: Get home alright last night?
Me: Yeah, it was all g except I had a bit of an awkwalk at the end with some slow-walking dude.
Friend: Dang! I hate that.
Me: Yeah, it was dark and deadly silent too. That 5 second awksition felt like an eternity.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): That is such good observational humor lingo!
by 2alluh8ers September 2, 2011
mugGet the awkwalk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email