autistically

when your friend is doing an action that makes them look like there autistic.

“why is she acting so autistically”

by autistical girl123x November 20, 2023

Autistic Attacker

A person who has severe autism and loves attacking people for no particular reason.

Mohammad Yousaf is such an autistic attacker

by Arham ali November 22, 2023

autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby

johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"

by fagsterbation November 28, 2023

Autisticism

When you look closely at your eyes in the mirror to find a slight bit of retardant in the retina.

Wow my eyes look corked up. Do I ha autisticism?

by CorkyPThatcher December 8, 2023

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

autisthick

Being so mind-blind as an autistic person that you totally miss the intended meaning of something someone else says, especially when they use irony or sarcasm, or you join a conversation and blurt out something stupid or offensive because you didn't realize what they were _actually_ talking about, or you laugh at a joke that wasn't a joke, or you don't notice it when someone is making mad love-eyes at you. Essentially, a complete failure to read between the lines or to read the room or to read expressions.

OMG I feel so stupid. I was at a party and I was telling someone about a book I'd read. They'd say stuff like "How fascinating," and so I'd tell them more and more, and then finally they said, "Hey, I need to go to the bathroom real quick, you wait here." After a long time passed, I realized they were never coming back. I guess they were being sarcastic about it being fascinating. I feel so autisthick.

by Lexi Phile February 25, 2024

autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here

omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer

by Archie2353 March 17, 2024