assiack

The act of pooping in a males foreskin. Eventually the foreskin looking like a water ballon on a garden tap.

" Did you tounge punch her fart box?"
" Nah, she assiacked me instead"

by Assiack September 9, 2016

AssHitch

You joke about someone and It offends Someone and the get "Butt hurt"

He got AssHitched When I said His Teeth were too big for his mouth. haha, He was Butt Hurt.

by Suckdisdiniik November 28, 2016

assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

by Giagichi February 21, 2017

Assibal

Background. I was talking so fast that I mixed accessible & ASS by mistake then. Thought of a definition.

M.D.B

Assibal (Ass eh bal) The state of an ass being easily accessible.

Example:
Dude trying trying to thug too hard. He saggin so low he is assibal. (See saggin)

Never put your drink down in Bar unless you want to be assibal.

by P-LOC1 May 15, 2017

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017

ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.

Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.

by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017