Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

Escape from Asscatraz

Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.

Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz

by Lubrato April 12, 2010

Asstatistic

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

assatall

A genetic condition of having no ass at all

I bought some Brazilian jeans to cure my assatall.

by ThicChic April 19, 2018

Assratt

A stank as turd blown out your ass. The kind that smells so bad nothing can mask the smell.

I just dropped an assratt. Don’t go in there.

Ok....who busted the assratt? Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Assatall

A nice way of saying "whoop his ass!"

Tori told Christi to "kick that assatall baby" as she played her opponent in pool at Mr. Cues Billiards.

by CIA_thepoolplayer November 20, 2018

ass hat

someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.

mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:

by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 27, 2006