Assberg

(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.

Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.

by 80crows May 8, 2011

Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

Beaten Assen

Beaten Assen is half spanish half english. It means you are going to or already have beat someone up, killed them, or t-bagged someone.

Black Guy: Yo my niggy i just beat that ass.

Norteno: Nah homey, you just ran up on that scrapa and hit him in the lip and let his true color drip. Puro noooorte.


Jefe: Puro todos shuten uppen.. Puro Beaten Assen!!!!!

by PuroScrapaKillaXIV April 9, 2009

Some Assembly Required

A TV SHOW with a 14 year old boy creating toys for kids and his other teen friends helping him.

Some Assembly Required
1 thing you didn't know about Piper.Piper is in love with Jarvis.

by TSM_AK June 12, 2016

Assed Up

Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.

Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.

by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014

National ASSembly

haveing an assembly of hookers who take anal and try to figure out new positions

My sister is part of the National ASSembly

by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007

gay assed

Commonly used to describe something that really, really sucks.

What?! My car's broken down, mother fucker?! Man that is some gay assed shit going on right there!

by Green Will December 12, 2003