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cock assassian

a female/male that is riddled with sexual diseaeses, and that prays on unsespecting individuals cocks to give them their diseases and eventually makes your cock fall off.(like a vampire but without the blood)
yuk, mum get off my cock,your a fukin cock assassian.
by trezzin September 26, 2006
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Penis Assassin

1. A Penis Assassin is someone who loves penis and loves to take down a good cock.

2. A female who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually also referred to as a whore.

A male who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually homo-sexual, or just enjoys the feeling of a penis (other than his own) in his mouth.
Yo man did you see how hung that guy was??

Yah dude, he was sporting a huge rock solid boner.

Dude, if Peags the Penis Assassin were here, he would take down that hammer in seconds.

Word.
by Prop_Giver November 2, 2010
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Baby Faced Assassin

A generally cute young male who has the ability to have relations with a female without them knowing!
Stay away from him he is a baby faced assassin.....too late your pregnant!
by KDAWG1234 November 2, 2012
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executive assistant

1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"
1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.
by your significant other January 26, 2007
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Assassination

A nation that is sassy.
Joe: That trip was fun, but did you see how sassy the people were?
Bob: I know man that place was a ducking assassination.

Bob: yea, that was an assassination.
by Chjdghxfhjdgk November 20, 2014
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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please
Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant
by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018
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