A variation on the age old hobby of masturbation, an aspyxicrank essentially involves the masturbator using one hand to clutch at his throat whilst using the other hand to engage in aformentioned dick-strokage. During all of this, the user will be crying.
Without the strangulation, this would simply be a crank, something fairly hard tio achieve, due to the conflict of emotions in play.
Other variations include the danger crank, the reverse danger crank, and of course the the reverse danger asphyxicrank.
Without the strangulation, this would simply be a crank, something fairly hard tio achieve, due to the conflict of emotions in play.
Other variations include the danger crank, the reverse danger crank, and of course the the reverse danger asphyxicrank.
Damn, Pash dropped some acid and we just caught him having an asphyxicrank in his room. He was reading Birdsong.
by Danger Crank August 19, 2008
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Girl: Lol. I know
(two hours later)
Girl:....?hello...
(5 hours later)
Boyfriend: Sorry. I was too busy to tell you i had to go.
Girl: Asphamy -_-...
Girl: Lol. I know
(two hours later)
Girl:....?hello...
(5 hours later)
Boyfriend: Sorry. I was too busy to tell you i had to go.
Girl: Asphamy -_-...
by nowayJOsayyy December 9, 2008
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We have to leave asaptical.
You need the money tomorrow, I'll get it to you asaptical.
I can finish this bullshit assignment asaptical.
You need the money tomorrow, I'll get it to you asaptical.
I can finish this bullshit assignment asaptical.
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2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.
2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.
Let's burn some rubber on the Asphalt!
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"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."
by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019
Get the Asphalt Monkey mug.1.) When having a conversation the person speaking will inject future words from future sentences that they had in their head into the current sentence that they are saying.
2.) When you saying a sentence quickly you accidentally say the sentence as one word.
3.) Not enough RAM to process the data you're spewing from your mouth.
2.) When you saying a sentence quickly you accidentally say the sentence as one word.
3.) Not enough RAM to process the data you're spewing from your mouth.
1.) In my head I'm thinking this:
"You guys wanna go play some video games."
"Because I just got the new Resident Evil."
But I say this:
"You guys wanna go play the Resident Games."
2.) I wanted to say this:
"Hey, did I show you my new motorcycle"
"Hey, did I shownewcycle"
3.) Basically, you just slew your words together or repeat the first word a few times because you can't process the paragraph of information in your head into a beginning sentence. Asah Asah ah is the sound you make trying to get these words out.
"You guys wanna go play some video games."
"Because I just got the new Resident Evil."
But I say this:
"You guys wanna go play the Resident Games."
2.) I wanted to say this:
"Hey, did I show you my new motorcycle"
"Hey, did I shownewcycle"
3.) Basically, you just slew your words together or repeat the first word a few times because you can't process the paragraph of information in your head into a beginning sentence. Asah Asah ah is the sound you make trying to get these words out.
by hey_suburbia May 7, 2009
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