cock arm

The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.

Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.

by withheld to protect the innocent September 30, 2005

Wii-arm

This happens when you over-play the Nintendo Wii.

Your arm begins to ache, and somewhat burn slightly... Using your arm for any kind of quick movements, or outstretching of the arm generates pain.

You get Wii-arm by playing WiiSports for 14 hours non-stop - Then trying to play Baseball, and finding out that you hit the floor in pain when you swing.

by Sam Rees January 1, 2007

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

Tennis Arm

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.

Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

Popeye arm

when a male has one hugely muscular forearm, (generally their prefered hand) due to masturbating too much

losers always have huge popeye arms

by dirtybird45 September 12, 2009

baby arm

An extraordinarily large penis

"How the hell did he expect me to fit that baby arm of his into my mouth?!?!"

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

Broom sweeping arm

The arm that is used for repetitive action.

Person 1: Dude, my broom sweeping arm is aching
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I played squash for 2 hours
Person 2: ...wouldn't that make it your squash arm?

by Broom_Sweeper August 15, 2010