angry monkey

After/while fisting someone in the arse, you pull out a lump of shit and smear it in their face

"Oh look, Fahzan got angry monkeyed by his dad again"

"Oh look, Albenus got angry monkeyed by his dad again"

by Rayman July 6, 2004

angry nigel

an angry black person

fucking hell speedy was an angry nigel today

by potchyy January 30, 2008

Angry Mexican Waitress

When you cum into a girl's mouth and she spits it into her vagina and gets pregnant.

"Oh shit, she didn't swallow! She did an Angry Mexican Waitress. Now I gotta pay child support."

by Juanita004803283 March 6, 2010

Angry Beaver

When you try to slide your panties to the side and ride your man's face but end up giving him rug burn instead.

"Yo man what happened to your face?"

"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."

by sikpuhp May 31, 2016

Angry Yeti

The advanced art of unloading a can of compressed air through your penis to freeze your prostate before sex. When ready to ejaculate, simply pull out and unload ice pellets directly to your partners face, ass, or stomach.

".... Shiver me timbers, she looks like she got face blasted by an Angry Yeti"!

by Tasty-freeze August 10, 2017

Angry Houdini-Pirate

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

by broskiparty May 15, 2009

Angry seal

A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her vagina.

I gave that ho an angry seal and she loved it

by Fortune26 October 26, 2008