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Alex Garcia

A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros
That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.

I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control
by Hitler the great June 13, 2020
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Alex Poucher

Alex Poucher is more than likely the founder of Anonymous. An in-depth investigation from an award winning documentary team did some research to uncover the origins of the infamous hacking group. When contacted Alex would simply state "Anonymous has no leaders."
by The Anon Archives January 1, 2021
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alex is not funny day

Every year in March 22 emerges a special day called ALEX IS NOT FUNNY DAY. To all you alexes I wish you a happy Alex is not funny day :)
Alex: hi!

You: your not funny

Alex:why

You: because it is national Alex is not funny day
by ΜΑρ March 20, 2021
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Alexander

A man with lots of swag.

If you go through life without an Alexander by your side, your life is going to suck, plain and simple. They are humorous, easy going, fun to be around and sweet. Always keeping the cute, kawaii wholesome vibes with them no matter what they do. Although they may have a cold exterior, once you get to know an Alexander, they are warm, expressive, affectionate and cute as fuck. Always cracking up jokes, moaning but thinking it's funny (and it is, somehow). Always looking for mischief. Prone to getting into trouble with the law, but with an Elise by their side, they might be able to keep Alexander in check. Don't get on an Alexanders bad side though... and an easy way to do this is to hurt someone they care deeply about. If you wanna get on an Alexanders good side, tell them you LOVE Ariana Grande, being wholesome and being affectionate. You guys will automatically click.

Find yourself an Alexander!
Jessica: "Oh my gawd, that man is sexy and full of swag!!! And that fart he just ripped, phew, it blew my mind... he's so HOT!"
Amanda: "Right?! Must be an Alexander... but he's mine! I call dibs!"
...
All girls fight over Alexander
by kittyelise April 22, 2021
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Alex Poucher

After a BBC investigation it was discovered Alex Poucher was the original creator of the infamous hacking group, Anonymous and gathered the first group of individuals via 4chan for a March against Scientology. He is still a very active member and has appeared organizing protests in several different countries foreign and abroad.
There’s Alex Poucher, the OG of Anonymous!
by History of the Internet September 2, 2021
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Alex Turner

the hottest fucking human you will ever see in your life
Hey you know Alex Turner?
Oh yeah that really hot guy?
Yeah the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys
by alex turner is so hot September 28, 2021
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Alex Bowman

Alex Bowman is a hack, he's an absolute hack
by .u November 17, 2021
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