Cornwill Act

A act of making your own rules, even if the grounds for those rules are shaky or non-existent. Results may very under the Cornwill Act and are lucky to not be challenged.

See that guy there he uses the Cornwill Act at work and gets results. Good thing his boss doesn’t know.

by YellowFlavouring May 16, 2023

Acting joe

Acting weird, fake, out of character, or even acting showery

“Man I’m not sure what’s going on with Reggie… ever since he started hanging around those new guys, he’s been acting joe!”

by Stacks From Belve March 24, 2022

Fuckiem Act

When a freind of yours commits a heinous crime against you.

David did the fuckiem act -sobs uncontrollably-

by fuckiem_act_maker August 9, 2021

standards act

Legislation passed in 2010 after hooks up with girls your bed wouldn't approve of. Prohibits sexual acts with women who are not up to a certain level of hotness.

Dude, forget her shes like 250 pounds, what happened to the standards act?

by standrds23433 April 28, 2011

acting Zassy

to get offended by something insignificant or for no reason at all

Because someone didn't ask politely enough, John got annoyed. He was acting Zassy.

by Zassyboi May 1, 2016

Goofy Act

When something that looks like it would be in a cartoon, that's a goofy act.

"Did you see the guy who got hit by a car then clubbed in the head with a bat then exploded?"
"Yeah that shit was a goofy act"

by Smagnmga February 7, 2021

sister act

a feeling of total annoyance of the ingnorant ghetto wannabes around you

I feel totally sister act, those bageenies won't shut up.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003