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Jojo Bizzare Adventure

so um basically the whole plot of jojo bizzare adventure is gay
its also about fight blah blah blah
they have stands that kill ppl i guess
also in season one you would have this sunlight kung fu or something
john: hey whats jojo bizzare adventure?
alex: gay
by rxse February 11, 2021
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Adventure Island

Hardest game of all time. Only good on Nintendo Entertainment System.


Starring John Candy (his clone)
Dude, you really need to play Adventure Island, it'll make you destroy your (insert emulating hardware here).

*sings Adventure Island song*
by Sargentwhitey July 29, 2005
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accenterrific

meaning well dressed or dressed in a cute manner. wearing jewlery and looking porfessional and nice.
"Miss. Brown, you look very accenterrific today."

pretty fasionable
by peace!!!!!! March 30, 2009
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Adventure

WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!

Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."

Iam "What are you doing?"

Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym ๐Ÿคท "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘‹ You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."

Iam "What did you expect them to do?"

Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... ๐Ÿ˜’"

Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."

Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."

Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."

Iam ๐Ÿ˜–+๐Ÿคฆ+๐Ÿค "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."

Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"

Iam ๐Ÿ˜ฉ "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
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The New Adventures of Superman

When Teri Hatcher was hot.
There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.
by OD Smith January 13, 2009
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Wal-Mart Adventure

having sex doggy style in a cart while a third friend pushes you through the aisles.
Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again

Zach+Sarah- ;)
by eadie30 November 30, 2011
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Cinematic Adventure

An adventure or journey to a movie theater.
Coined by comedian Dane Cook.
1) "Lets go on a cinematic adventure!"
2) Robert and Savannah went on a Cinematic Adventure.
by IrmaLucille May 18, 2008
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