A timeless creature who doesn’t give a flying sundial about how old they are, how old you are, or what time it is.
Not defined by age. Not bound by “act your age” rules. Lives outside the normal clock-and-calendar reality — mentally, socially, and sometimes fashionably.
💬 "You’re wearing platform boots, quoting Plato, and jamming to 90s trance at 10am?"
"Yeah. I’m achronostic, babe."
Coined by Eddy Plasquy, 2025 — for those who vibe outside the ticking clock ⏳🕺🌌
Not defined by age. Not bound by “act your age” rules. Lives outside the normal clock-and-calendar reality — mentally, socially, and sometimes fashionably.
💬 "You’re wearing platform boots, quoting Plato, and jamming to 90s trance at 10am?"
"Yeah. I’m achronostic, babe."
Coined by Eddy Plasquy, 2025 — for those who vibe outside the ticking clock ⏳🕺🌌
“Eddy’s playlist goes from Gregorian chant to hyperpop. Total achronostic.”
“She stopped counting birthdays at 23. That was 30 years ago.”
“His fashion is like time-travel with no return ticket — he’s achronostic AF.”
“She stopped counting birthdays at 23. That was 30 years ago.”
“His fashion is like time-travel with no return ticket — he’s achronostic AF.”
by Eddy P April 4, 2025
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Da humongously-worshipped Greek goddess of love.
Aphrodiety's father was Uranus; it figgers, since she was so beautiful and seductive dat many gods and male humans would willingly have "taken it up da butt" to be her lover.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
Get the Aphrodiety mug.We were friends for years, but when his whole attitude changed, I couldn't handle it anymore. I had to give him an abrotion to get him out of my life.
by SykoX13 June 9, 2025
Get the Abrotion mug.Of absolute horrendousness, incomparable to anything else in its shitness, mixture of abhorrent and abysmal
Prehistoric hunt is abhorrentysmal
by Poanly July 9, 2025
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They are the embargo. They are the desire and symphony. Rising from severed genitals after all. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. They pull the trigger and they tell you your fate. They are Aphrodite resurrected.
They are the embargo. They are the desire and symphony. Rising from severed genitals after all. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. They pull the trigger and they tell you your fate. They are Aphrodite resurrected.
by Billie Kent August 15, 2025
Get the Aphrodital mug.Aphrodeedee was said to have had maybe twenty or more children with many different male admirers; one might naturally wonder, therefore, whether her ample chest-pillowz had something to do with said prolific procreation.
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