Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

by Sexydimma December 27, 2021

asselfunkel

similar to a dingleberry, an assfunkel is a slang term referring to vestigial remnants of feces attached to the ass, butt hole hair, and/or butt crack. They are often the result of not wiping well enough after crapping or not wiping at all. In most western cultures asselfunkels are considered a symbol of poor hygiene and are in bad taste....very bad taste.

Bob: Hey Tom, what's that on your ass? did you sit on a box of raisins or something?

Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?

by carionboy March 24, 2010

assecution

To conquer/destroy an ass in a sexual or violent way.

The pornographic film we stole from my dad's desk had an assecution scene.

by Legionlovesllamas April 14, 2015

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's creed IV: Black Flag is the 6th installment (7th if you count liberation) of the popular game franchise Assassin's Creed. It follows the life of the pirate Edward Kenway and his adventures in the west-indies.

Person 1: Dude, have you played Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?

Person 2: Yeah, I think it's great.

by Klein Duimpje December 7, 2016

asseline

Vaseline derived from a homos ass

john loves to lather his abs up with asseline

by hung wang chung April 4, 2017

Asbestos Queen

jojo siwa is the asbestos queen. this is after her Claire's makeup products were found to contain asbestos.

you: hey, did you hear how jojo siwa's makup contains asbestos?

me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!

by ripfreespeech May 11, 2020

akses

A failed attempt to say access

Tom: "did you buy ark?"
Steve: "oh did it finally get out of early akses"

by Chef. Balsamico October 14, 2020