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Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.
"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.
by stevegek November 8, 2022
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Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020
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queer as a three dollar bill

Older term that means extremely strange but is usually heard in reference to a gay person. There never was a three dollar bill...thus the rarity.
Hey Rufus, whatever happened to that guy down the street who always wore pink?

I dunno Henry, he was queer as a three dollar bill!
by thedzone October 7, 2009
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im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
by jake June 17, 2006
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Hunter (as a girls name)

Hunter as a girls name:
Shes very flirty, usually brown hair and brown eyes. When you look into her gorgeous brown eyes you can see a daring exciting look that craves adventure. When she looks at you its like she can see right through you, like she knows everything your thinking and the world just stops. Hunter is usually artistic and isn't afraid of getting dirty. She likes to live life on the edge. Hates drama and wants to stay as far away from it as possible. Takes one day at a time; doesn't worry over things she has no control over. Hunter also has feelings just like any other person expect shes not like any other person. When she opens up to you its amazing. Loves adventure and just wants to have fun! Because you only live one life and she wants to live it right. Shes probably made some big mistakes in the past and probably hates herself for what she did, but the mistakes that she has made in the past isn't who she is, its the part she chooses to act on and she acts on it right by learning from her mistakes and making sure it won't happen again. She probably has some big plans for her life one day in the future and won't stop until there achieved no matter how hard it is. Don't let her go without a fight because she is probably one of the greatest most craziest people you'll ever meet, all the best people are. Hunter is an adventure and you have to step in with both feet even though you don't know what might happen you just have to or else you'll regret it later.
Hunter (as a girls name) craves adventure and will usually be sexual with you if you let her.
by MackGogh October 9, 2016
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busy as a cat burying shit

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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Stoked as a goat

1. Stoked to the uppermost degree.
2. Something is going well and you're feeling the need to express you're enthusiasm at it's sucess.
1. On a good day you say "I'm stoked as a goat!"
2. Situation example: You've just done some particuarly nice welds and the girder is properly solid as an ox. So you say: "Ahhhhh, Stoked as a goat!"
by DuneFish January 31, 2004
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