When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 01, 2016
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
When your slang, way of speaking, and/or way of texting is contagious, and other people tend to copy or adopt it.
John: "I'm so tilted."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."
Sarah: "Since when did you start using the word 'tilted?'"
John: "I got it from Max. He has alpha mouth."
by bubbub123 March 15, 2021
by 22400michael February 23, 2011
A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.
by bobsknobs November 26, 2013
A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.
"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."
by toastmann October 08, 2022