Alexandria Bridge

Alexandria Bridge is a term morons use when they mean to describe the inter-provincial Alexandra Bridge, which spans the Ottawa River between Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec.

Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?

Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!

by CandiceR April 1, 2020

Alexandria Steemer

When your kid shits in your friends pool

My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

by Hanginonbyathread July 1, 2020

Alexandra

A girl who is so funny, crazy and beautiful. Alexandra doesn’t know her worth but she is definitely perfect the way she is. Beautiful eyes, straight brown/ black hair, she is such a good person. Alexandra wants to travel a lot and she will one day. She is intelligent but don’t work with all her capacity, a little bit lazy but when it’s time to going out with her friends, she is always ready ! An Alexandra often doesn’t like one member in her family but that’s ok, she has love for everyone else. We often call her : ALEX !

We love you Alexandra !

Girl 1: Who is one of the funniest people in this room ?
Girl 2: Definitely ALEXANDRA !

Me: Alexandra, did you do your homework ?
Alexandra : not wet, but soon... I promised.

by emmamamar November 20, 2021

Alexandra

Alexandra is one oft the most beautiful and kind persons I’ve ever met. She’s very nice and literally perfect. When u see her, u can’t take ur eyes from her<3

Stranger 1:”wow do u see this beautiful girl over there?”
Stranger 2:”oh yea,wait isn’t this Alexandra?!”
Stranger 1:”oh it’s the girl who everyone likes right?”
Stranger 2:”yeah everybody likes her:)”

by maybe.I’m.the.cool.one November 21, 2021

Alexandro

He is that guy he is very hot and he gets all the hoes

You can tell his name is Alexandro

by littlekidmagnet February 15, 2022

Ali (Alexandra)

Ali, short for Alexandra, is the name of a very beautiful girl, who is nice to everyone but mean when it counts. Ali is the girlfriend that everyone into girls wishes they had. She is kind, smart, brave, tactful, and overall amazing with a really nice ass. Ali has the legs of a goddess and calves nice enough to make Zeus jealous and Hephaestus rethink his designs. Ali is a person so unbelievably hot that if you weren't friends with her you'd wanna be.

Person 1- Have you seen that Alexandra in our class?

Person 2- You mean that Ali (Alexandra)?

Person 1- Yeah she's so fine and I heard that she volunteers at the serving center.
Person 2- Damn, I wish I was with her or that I had an Ali like her.

by iloveyousomuchbaby1355 November 23, 2021

Alexandra/alex

A very beautiful girl with the perfect smile. Usually blonde with the most amazing eyes. She is often mistaken as a slut only because she's so outgoing and all the guys want to talk to her. She has a perfect body, but is super insecure about the smallest things even when people remind her that she is perfect. She has a laugh that can leave a smile on any persons face. You can't help but smile every time you're around her. She's very honest with people and lets them know exactly what she thinks. She is just an all around amazing person.

Justin: wow look at that blonde girl flirting with all those guys. She's probably just a slut.

Jake: I think she's pretty and she has a nice ass. Her name is probably Alexandra/alex

by Anonymous somebody January 1, 2013