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goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.
Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?
by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011
mugGet the goose listmug.

Wall list

A list of things women need or want to do before they hit the wall.
Getting a tramp-stamp is on her wall list
by Mig-U-el September 8, 2009
mugGet the Wall listmug.

nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*
by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019
mugGet the nonce listmug.

mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.
Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale
by kanickys654 March 23, 2010
mugGet the mutton listmug.

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
by tmastaslice December 3, 2009
mugGet the Smack Listmug.

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015
mugGet the schmucket listmug.

Kill list

People you want to murder in about 20 years so you write their names on a kill list in the back of your diary
That kid’s so annoying I’m putting him on my kill list
by Burn.book.bitch April 30, 2020
mugGet the Kill listmug.

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