monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.

That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.

by Lauren R April 21, 2008

Right Tard

A member of the right wing, Republican, Tea Party etc. that continually spews ridiculous nonsense, despite the lack of facts or proof.

That Sarah Palin sure is one huge right tard.

by Northern Pain August 25, 2010

e-tard

1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.

1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.

by pinky June 30, 2004

Hard for Tard

Getting sexually aroused by a disabled person.

"Dude, you're so hard for tard."

by Psymon- September 21, 2006

tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Tard Drive

A refrence to someones memory.

Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive.

by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008

freak-tard

n.

A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded

I don't trust those bridesmaids; they seem like a bunch of freak-tards.

by smaker June 6, 2018