Mat

Mat; Mat with one T is a man whose parents wanted to give their kid a unique name but chose the most basic name of all times.

But Mat is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is goofy, brave and super loving. Mat if you’re googling your name like a dumby, I think you’ll realize I’m writing this. Mat is the most adorable of all.

Mat you are such a cutie!

by kitkat_97 November 22, 2021

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matting

When one person lashes out over such little things and has insane baby rage, that is uncontrollable. Then the person leaves and rejoins a server/event in the next 5-30 minutes.

Quit matting this isnt healthy.

by texasrot January 21, 2024

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Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

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Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 4, 2017

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Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

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