Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

Joy Jars

A perfectly, satisfyingly, exceptionally, fantastically, Deliciously, tasteful ass that one with a keen eye would appreciate with most generous respect.

I am catching feels for those Joy jars.

by F-16 viper July 6, 2023

mason jar

something that you put a figure in

I stuck my anime girl in the mason jar

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

spit jar

When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis

"Can u make me a spit jar?" I love it when it gets lathered on then sucked off

by The big boy mike January 14, 2016

Daddy Jarring

A cool guy with a big dick, big muscles, and a bigger heart.

Awww man, you are making me feel so good calling me a Daddy Jarring.

by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021