A-ROD SYNDROME

When you're really good at what you do...yet it fails to make those around you better...or produce winning results.

DRINKIN BUDDY 1:"What do Barry Bonds,John Kerry,Jim Kelly,& Carly Fiorina have in common?"

DRINKIN BUDDY 2:"'Dunno...A-ROD SYNDROME?"

DB 1:"Co-rrect!Next ones' on me."

by L.MARTIN November 23, 2005

Hot-Rod

An indian burn on the penis.

So last night I was totally getting blown but then she gave me a hot-rod.

by sorrymrp April 23, 2009

hot rod

Any car built and somewhat customized from the period before the muscle car era (mainly during the 1920s-40s)

My '48 Fleetline hot rod can absolutely buttfuck any gay-ass tuner on the road today.

by Dirty Monkey Sex December 6, 2006

Rod Vodka

Rod Vodka is a slam term meaning a male's 'sperm', 'cum', 'jizz', ect.

"Yeah, baby, I'm gonna release some rod vodka on your forehead."

by HagSIN November 23, 2006

E-Rod

A parody of Alex Rodriguez's nickname "A-Rod". E stands for error, which when Alex Rodriguez makes one, fans start calling him "E-Rod".

Yankee fan: Aw man, A-Rod made an error at third.
Red Sox fan: Haha, E-Rod sucks.

by lolpoly963 August 3, 2007

Stinky A-Rod

A Stinky A-Rod is when you pull your mule out of a womens anus, and smash your grody member across her temple.

Last night was the best night of my life. However, my girlfriend woke up with a headache, probably because I gave her one to many Stinky A-Rod's.

by mizzlep November 10, 2008

Protection Rod

The Protection Rod is a heavenly gift bestowed to mere mortals to save them from their daily fears and nightmares. Most protection is gained from sitting on the Protection Rod. Its said that it gives the person feelings of safety and a deep deep sense of getting loved.

Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.

by el Big daddy from cincinatti June 16, 2011