water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

Gatorade Bottle

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

by Danielitus October 25, 2008

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

Bottle-Dotle

A baby's bottle containing milk. The utterance of a baby who attempts to say "baby bottle".

Mama I want my Bottle-Dotle!

by Mr. Buttmasterson April 17, 2013

Bottle of scratch

Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.

Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.

by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011

Bottle Ho

A girl attracted by bottle service.

We popped bottles at the club and soon enough we were surrounded by bottle hos.

by Spider99 August 20, 2012

bottle worm

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.

Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.

by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008