When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.
John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.
by BPhizzle November 24, 2005
Get the water bottlingmug. by Danielitus October 25, 2008
Get the Gatorade Bottlemug. One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006
Get the bottle openermug. by Mr. Buttmasterson April 17, 2013
Get the Bottle-Dotlemug. by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011
Get the Bottle of scratchmug. by Spider99 August 20, 2012
Get the Bottle Homug. Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.
Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.
by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008
Get the bottle wormmug.