24 september

the day you hate/cringe at people who post pointless shit on their story (including people who put the definitions of their bday). bonus hatred to people who post aimed stories that no one could give less of a shit about.

someone’s story: ha ha my bday says to “give hugs and i’m amazing”

24 september: “no one cares. i’m cringing”

by granny doo doo December 26, 2019

June 24

The most important day of the year where the most amazing mom was born

Me: it’s June 24 which means happy birthday mom
Mom: thank you so much sweetie

by Happybirthdaymom2021 June 17, 2021

24 April

Rape Awareness Day

A: Tomorrow is 24 April, we have to comemorate rape victims and survivors no matter the race, sexuality, age or gender!

by GeneralMango April 22, 2021

24 January

The day on which the most beautiful girls are born

Hey when were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

by Pandisz November 24, 2020

October 24

Kiss yo girl day. Make them her special. And grab that a** if you know what i mean 😏

Dude 1: ain’t it yo girl birthday man?
Dude 2:yuh it is ima grab them cheeks and make her happy.
Dude 1: AYE good luck man

October 24 her sexy day and get that love and freak on.

by Baby daddy 😂😏 October 20, 2019

october 24

national hand job day. give a guy a hand job!

national hand job day is october 24, cant wait to get a hand job

by rvrsmth27 October 16, 2019

November 24

This is a day to remember when the first gay man arose

Guy: You know what Fuck it I like guys

Guess what today is? November 24 is the start of the gays.

by Fat Protein Dick October 16, 2019