Mickey Mouse

When a black girl puts her naked tits on top of a white mans head! #joeparker

Shaquita Mickey moused the fuck out of the top if my head!

by Jparker1882 June 18, 2014

mickey

A small paper tab with an image of mickey mouse printed on it containing a hit of acid or LSD.

I knew he had slipped me a mickey when I started laughing hysterically. You were only supposed to take half a mickey! Someone slip me a mickey quick!

by tellall17 November 16, 2013

mickey mouse porn

When someone is actually bored enough to search up mini mouse giving head to mickey.

My parents caught me watching mickey mouse porn last night and even worse- jacking off to it.

by mkayiluvucookie October 11, 2009

Mickey

A smart, but not average Man. Very Hot and smooth, clean cut looking. And usually has a huge nice cock.

Girl 1: I had sex with Mickey last night
Girl 2: Did he have a big dick??
Girl 1: Of course he's Mickey

by Mary Heartman May 20, 2009

mickey mouse bullshit

1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.

2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.

man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.

Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit

by fuckthisshitmyspaceniggas August 9, 2012

Mickeal

A sensitive yet stubborn little Sicilian Bull that is overly protective of those he cares for. Mickeal's can and will make you go into hysterical fits of laughter and a moment later get you so worked up you will want to go postal..... They are sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, funny, considerate, devious, vengeful little mules that have a hard time letting go... When they smile it is genuine and heart warming.... Truly a loyal and devoted life long friend...

Look at that Mickeal, he's a sweet and devious little devil...

Don't make me pull a Mickeal on you...

by cereusny February 4, 2010

filthy mick

A cocktail made with Jameson Irish Whiskey and Red Bull for the times that you want to get all fucked up like a dirty Irishman.

-It' my birthday, I am going to get as drunk as a dirty Irishman.
-Hell yeah, dude. I'll grab some Jameson and Red Bull and we'll make some filthy micks.
-We'll get so trashed that we forget our names and pass out on the bathroom floor just like all the dirty Irishmen at the pub.

by thought_criminal January 6, 2009