by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020
Get the Reverse Spitmug. Koko: Have you seen Lulu? That girl need to know when keep her ugly self away from my man, before she gives him STDs.
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!
Oreo: How do you know she's hitting on you guy?
Koko: Because my friend heard from her sister's friend's boyfriend's lab partner. Duh
Oreo: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EVIDENCE! You're spitting ass! SPITTING SO MUCH ASS!
by Spektz May 14, 2016
Get the Spitting Assmug. The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.
Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.
by Engr Budgie March 7, 2011
Get the Shitter Spitmug. A person who you feel close enough to be completely comfortable with their spit, use spit to clean them, don’t gag if stray spit comes your way when laughing.
by LunaFlicker February 13, 2018
Get the spit buddymug. "I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."
by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016
Get the clam spitmug. by wheey34 October 31, 2015
Get the Goblin Spitmug. A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
Get the Spitting Cricketmug.