Asshole

A human being (possibly non-human) incapable of giving two shits about anyone else.

An asshole is someone who enjoys showing up late to work consistently and yelling at someone when they confront you about it. Parrot

by Escuzi March 18, 2013

asshole

A type of person that treats you with little or no respect for your place a part of the human race.

My neighbor is such an asshole.

by Carly Ford June 2, 2016

Asshole

A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.

Look at Randy, he's such an asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings , but his own.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

asshole

a dual nun-chuck wielding Abraham Lincoln sorcerer (with a monacle)

youre an asshole
thanks!

by tsnpdd July 1, 2011

asshole

Your girlfriend. Someone unfaithful and inconsiderate.

Chrystal is such an asshole man!

by willie leftwether April 16, 2011

Asshole

You looking at one in the mirror.

Y'see, he's lookin' at an asshole.

by Roadhog October 15, 2012

Asshole

1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'

~ We're All Assholes ~

Would you like a buttplug in your asshole?

by MissCheif August 13, 2016