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mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.
Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?
by H.A.CM March 11, 2014
mugGet the mong pengmug.

mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana
"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"
by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021
mugGet the mongmug.

Mong

Ethan is a big mong
by Grace Milnes April 7, 2020
mugGet the Mongmug.

Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 23, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Mongmug.

Mong

by Chloexxx12345667 September 20, 2020
mugGet the Mongmug.

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
mugGet the briefcase mong wipemug.

mong

a word used to describe someone who is utterly fucking retarded
guy1:*smashes head on table*

guy2:your a fucking mong you know
by ying yong ping pong September 1, 2020
mugGet the mongmug.

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