two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 21, 2008

Maximal two day

22.02.2022
Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome.
It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.

Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.

by derDybuk November 12, 2021

two toth weekend

Two Toth brothers in the same city for a weekend.
No city in the world can handle two toth's for one weekend, can't handle the pure devastation buildings would fall, riots on the Streets, mass chaos. Pray this never happens to your city

The toth's are coming down for a weekend, that's is a two Toth weekend. How is that possible

by Scared citizen January 23, 2021

two point spread

vulva

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.

by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023

two point one

Satisfactory mark at University. Enough to get a job and live, and shit, and stuff.

"I rather preffer a Two Point One instead of a First-class degree"

by StreetMutt March 19, 2015

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

nummber two

shit,poop,crap,dodo,methane,stool,waste,feces,deuce

go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!

by jkadtvyvuibvbyauirb May 22, 2017