Lighting a fire under somebody's ass isnt a way to get somebody to do their job better, it's a way to try and scare someone into doing what you want them to do for you. It always has been.
by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.
Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021

by EvanC7 November 27, 2023

The program that taught me to smoke cigarettes at age 2 years and made me a genocide survivor protected by law under the woman protection act 1960, the 2008 child soldiers protection act, the 1948 laws on police ethics, the 1979 torture prevention acts, the 1991 zero tolerance laws, and the 2001 anti terrorism act, and lastly the Torture (18 U.S.C. Section 2340A of Title 18, of the northern astronautical space association privy, and the warcrime survivors act 1938 as mustard gas got in my bowl years ago. Mustard seeds suck in weed.
Fire setters used manipulative assault in 1993 causing bodily harm to genetically mutate me and cause cancer 5 times in the name of cancer prevention and stole my mom's breast and left it incomplete then monumentalized her illness with a tribunalable warcriminal insult to my mom and her fight against cancer, and their using ignorance as a defense, right? K.c.w.g.
by Cody5050 February 19, 2022

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

2020 ;)
by thatshitperson July 26, 2020

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024
