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Ultimate collector

Some twat, usually a child, who amasses large collections of worthless items, like toys, baseball cards, or comic books. They typically assume, incorrectly, that their ownership of those thing means they are more knowledgeable than others about the product.
Bob: "Why does that cunt over there have so many fucking Legos?"

Tim: "He's some shithead ultimate collector who thinks he's a Lego god."
by Legocunt August 31, 2017
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vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.
Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.
by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017
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Intrepid college Prep

The best place to see your friends :) SIKEEEEEEEEEEEE
At Intrepid college prep, I got a demerit/detention for no reason.
by starfish20177 November 30, 2017
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fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns
I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017
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chicken college

A college that is known to be either low income, in the middle of nowhere, or does not give a good education
It is better to go to an ivy league college than a chicken college
by starwarsfan123 January 4, 2018
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Moray College

A place of education in Elgin, Scotland. Known for being terrible and making you feel as though you have become dumber rather then smarter.
Person 1: You going to Moray College?
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.
by LegBiter January 30, 2018
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bubble college

Christian College or university that emphasizes strict behavior and dress codes, creationism and conservative politics.
My cousin plans to go to a bubble college. She has been homeschooled her entire life and doesn’t want to go to a school where her beliefs will be challenged.
by Farmslave February 4, 2018
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